To lighten the mood...

I feel bad for being in such an angry mood as of late so here are some jokes to put a smile on everyone's faces:

Joke 1:

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was dead.

Joke 2:

Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was stapled to the first monkey.

You're welcome.