Monday, February 21, 2011

Similes to Make You Smile

"She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs."

You're welcome.

Prof & Squid


  1. My Dears,

    Oh to be able to walk into a room like that again! It's been a long time since these old bones could move that well.

    Your quote reminds me of a film I heard about last year, "The Human Centipede." The title character had a few more legs than your gal.

    Love, Momma Steele

  2. It does seem that every topic of conversation has the unfortunate potential to come back to The Human Centipede. I would support a Momma Steele guest post on the subject (or any subject, really). I expect you could paint a disturbingly vivid picture of it.
    Missing you, Ruth!

  3. I was eating an empanada as I read these comments and I have mysteriously lost my appetite...